We look back on the most memorable one-liners from the past few days.
There’ll probably never be another tournament where the quotes were better than some of the golf.
The US Open spoiled us in that respect, but we still think there have been some great one-liners over the past week.
So, sit back and enjoy some of these humourous quotes.
“If I had a 21-year-old daughter I’d be telling her, hey, trying to hook her up with Jordan Spieth, because I think he’s an unbelievable player, but, man, he’s making a lot of money right now.” – Billy Horschel saying what we’re all thinking.
“I got out of jail a lot really.” – Tommy Fleetwood didn’t try and big himself up after his round of 67 at the BMW Open.
“I’m just glad I got to beat him in ’14 before he went crazy the next year.” – Bubba Watson on winning the Masters last year ahead of Jordan Spieth
“I don’t want to give you the secrets.” – Sergio Garcia doesn’t divulge the reasons for Europe’s Ryder Cup success at his Travelers press conference.
“Man, did I want to make that putt. I was grinding on that putt more than any putt in a long time.” – Tom Watson on almost shooting his age at the US Senior Open.
“The Saltire Energy Paul Lawrie Match Play, get a wee plug in there.” – Paul Lawrie doesn’t try to be too subtle about what else he’s doing outside of the BMW Open.