1. Uses initials not full christian name

2. Bad facial hair

3. Wears a black glove

4. Very, very very slow

5. Uses a broomhandle putter

6. As if that wasn't bad enough the head style is the biggest oversized mallet on the market (Rossa Spider)

7. Caddy lines up his putts LPGA style

8 Redneck demeanour

9 Trousers worn too high

10 Er, surely that's enough