Four hours is a long time to spend in someone else’s company out on the links, so just who are the 7 best golf partners? Read on to find out
Sometimes a round of golf can be made or broken by the company you either endure or enjoy for four hours out on the course.
The most annoying golf partners can make it a torturous experience; the best golf partners, like these 7 below, can make it an absolute joy…
Mr Eternally Cheerful
His game is in tatters, he can’t hit his hat, but absolutely nothing is going to deter him from having a good time out on the links that day.
He remains great company throughout, whatever the numbers (or indeed letters!) on the scorecard at the end of the round.
The kind of guy who makes you think, “If I could just be a bit more like him.”
The great encourager
The great encourager is a master psychologist.
He knows when to keep quiet; he knows when to shoot you a quick look that says, “I feel your pain – hang on in there”; and he knows when to come right alongside, put his arm round your shoulder and say, “Come on, you can still do this,” just as things seem to be slipping away.
Great encourager, we salute you.
The radar tracker
When you’re playing straight into the sun, or it’s one of those days when it’s virtually impossible to pick the ball out against the sky, you need the radar tracker in your group.
Whatever the conditions, he’ll follow your ball like a hawk until it safely rejoins terra firma, before pronouncing confidently, “Got that one,” just as you’re reaching in your bag for a provisional.
Worth his weight in both shots and golf balls.
The hunter hawk
A close cousin of the radar tracker, the hunter hawk is also a very handy ally.
For a start, he too takes the trouble to actually follow your ball, then keeps his eye locked on the landing area all the way down from the tee, whereupon he becomes imbued with canine-like sniffing skills to ensure it is located long before lost ball panic sets in.
In the rare event of the search taking a couple of minutes, he’ll typically find 3 or 4 more balls too, which he’ll chuck over to you as he only uses a certain type.
The shrewd praiser
From the same family as the great encourager, the shrewd praiser knows when to apply a suitable delay filter before commenting on the shot you’ve just played.
Not for him the false platitude of an instant “great strike” just because the impact sound suggests solid contact.
He will wait until he can see where it’s heading before making either a suitably considered assessment or simply saying nothing at all if more appropriate.
The jolly flagman
On every hole you play, someone in your group will have to either tend or remove the flag at some stage, and put it back in when everyone has holed out.
Step up the jolly flagman, who will always be on hand to see that everything is done in a timely fashion. “Tended or out?” he’ll ask even before you’re ready to go.
And he’ll be equally eager to do more than his fair share of flag replacing work when everyone’s done.
It doesn’t matter how well or how badly he’s played, Mr Sociable will always be first to the bar afterwards, with a cheery, “What are you having?”
While others might hurl the clubs in the boot, before screeching out of the car park in a self-centred rage after a poor round or last-minute collapse, Mr Sociable is having none of that.
For him, it’s as much about the banter and the company as the golf. Just don’t forget to reciprocate with the second round.